Things You Can’t Do When You’re Dead.

May 2, 2012 § Leave a comment

The most recent episode of Game of Thrones, as all the best episodes of the series, mostly rotates around one central theme: all the really excellent shit you’ll get to do in the future if you cool off a little in the heat of the moment & save your death for another day.

Here are some things you can’t do when you’re dead.

* Protect your King

* Revenge

* Spy on your cousin when she has you steal into her bedchamber for bloodline purity reasons

* Compete with one of the living in a Who’s More Dead contest in good conscience

* Gym, Tan, Laundry

* Dance

* Possess a bunch of firewater bombs in a creepy basement

* Certain activities in Denver

* Get your face melted off a second time

So it’s come to this, blog. Stay tuned for posts where I beg you to give me a job.

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