So It’s Come to This, Dustin Diamond.

April 13, 2012 § 1 Comment

I’d have thought being a dick on Celebrity Fit Club would’ve at least gotten you a gig in Madison proper. Still, I bear you little to no ill will, Jew ‘fro mascot of my childhood.* Here’s hoping the good people of Fitchburg don’t give you this kind of reception.

* I recently saw The Muppets. That poignant sense of recognition Walter gets when he sees the Muppets on TV for the first time? As a Jewish kid growing up in central Virginia, that’s pretty much what it was like to watch Screech. Because I don’t care how Jewy your name is, Mayim Bialyk, your goyische hat had me confused for years.

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