Where I Am Headed in Numbers.
December 21, 2011 § Leave a comment
Population = ~ 2 million
Hours it’ll take me to get there = 8.5
Times I have been there = 0
Its corners = Haman’s hat’s corners
People reading this blog who know what Haman’s hat is = Mom
People in Kansas who know what Haman’s hat is > 0, pending my arrival
People in this apartment thinking about writing a utopian historical fiction series where Kansans fight & win the Upper Right-hand Corner Border War to Complete the Square = 1 + ghosts
Times I will ask someone to clarify for me whether we’re in the Midwest or the Plains = ∞
Wheat = Corn?
Times someone’s asked me where I’m headed for the holidays & then made a Wizard of Oz reference = ∑ times