Email Notifications I Look Forward to Receiving.

June 8, 2011 § Leave a comment

Netflix Shipping: For Wed: Center Stage

Arriving on or around Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Up next in your queue:

1. Ghost Dad

2. 8 1/2

3. Center Stage

Suggestions for you: Let us show you some hidden gems you may have missed or forgotten about. Remember, the more you rate, the smarter we become at giving you suggestions.

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Netflix: We’ve received Center Stage

Rate Center Stage

For Fri: Ghost Dad

Suggestions for you: Junior, Daddy Day Care, Ghosts of Mississippi

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You got drunk and tagged yourself.

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Hi Hoostown,

Another week has flown by! We’ve ensured that your recent shower activity is backed up and re-analyzed for trends. As of 6/8/11, you have added no new showers.

See you next week,

The Showerstream Team

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Netflix: How was the picture quality of “Teen Wolf”?

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Netflix: We’ve received Ghost Dad

Rate Ghost Dad

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Netflix: We’ve received 8 1/2 but we’re pretty sure we never sent it. Is this the copy you rented two years ago? We thought maybe you’d lost it.

Anyway.

Rate 8 1/2

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You’ve been tagged in 7 new smells.

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Netflix: For Mon: Center Stage

Suggestions for you: What do you mean, you never watched 8 1/2?

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Nobody likes your link.

 

 

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