Things That Do Stuff Your Other Stuff Is Supposed to Do When Your Other Stuff Won’t Do It (All The Way).
November 6, 2010 § Leave a comment
The first 20 seconds: You’re an actor. You’re already taking another anti-depressant but you can’t seem to stop touching your face. The room is unusually dark, which may be due to the giant chalkboard in your front yard. Maybe you’re depressed because your teenager just came back with a bag of clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch, & your husband seems more interested in her fashion show than in your distressed face-touching. Now there’s a giant chalkboard in your living room, which you ignore.
Most of the rest of the seconds: There’s a giant chalkboard on a pier. Mountains are beautiful. All doctors are men. & O yeah, this product will probably kill you if:
- You’re some age.
- You have muscles.
- You have, or have heard about, diabetes.
- You take it.
I don’t know. I might consider it worth the risk. Those people look like they’re having so much fun wearing capri pants. I just hope it doesn’t give me any trouble swallowing. Wait, what? O. Nevermind.