Fifteen Minutes of Shame.
August 23, 2010 § Leave a comment
While not writing my Intro to Short Fiction syllabus yesterday, I did this.
& then this happened.
I thought to myself, That’s weird. Then, Mmm, flan. Then I Google image searched for pictures of flan to put on my syllabus. Then, this.
& on & on for several hours. It took me longer than it should’ve to realize what was going on: the Internet was writing my syllabus for me. It probably owed me a favor for that time I picked it up from the airport. In any event, in case you’re wondering what I’m going to say in the About Me section of my syllabus, & every contributor’s bio for the rest of my life, it’s going to have to be this.
Probably, also, on my headstone. I can only imagine I’ll die from flan.