Post-AWP Post.

April 11, 2010 § 1 Comment

Now, With Numbers

Panels attended:  0

Readings attended:  3

Voices George Saunders can do:  ≥ 5

People in the Super Shuttle from the airport who, despite clearly headed for the conference, wanted to admit they were headed for the conference:  0

Long Island iced teas that can be consumed for $6:  2

Hotel room:  413

People to a king-sized bed:  3

Times Ryler misplaced his jacket:  3

Times Ryler got his jacket back:  2

Times I was nervous, drunk, or asleep:  ∑ Times

Women seen sporting Zooey Deschanel hairstyle:  ∞

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In other news, that the Denver International Airport is not efficient is an understatement is an understatement.

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§ One Response to Post-AWP Post.

  • Casey says:

    That sounds like every AWP I’ve ever been too. Except for Ryler’s jacket. I can’t be sure how many times he lost it in other cities.

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