September 29, 2008 § Leave a comment

In lieu of substantial, informative coverage of the local scene, your loyal blah-gger brings you the following broadcast:

There May Not Be Balm in Gilead, But There’s Balm in Balmbastic: A Military Moment in Puns

B.: You are, in fact, the balm.
L.E.: Balm balm balm, balm balm Iran…
B.: Balms over Baghdad!
L.E.: At least we’re not flying a B-52 (em)balmer.

*Hoostown would like to point out that “Balms over Baghdad” is, in fact, a song by OutKast, & “Balm Iran” is, in fact, a song by John McCain.  These songs, their lyrics, & their perpetrators in no way reflect the views of this station.


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