September 29, 2008 § Leave a comment
In lieu of substantial, informative coverage of the local scene, your loyal blah-gger brings you the following broadcast:
There May Not Be Balm in Gilead, But There’s Balm in Balmbastic: A Military Moment in Puns
B.: You are, in fact, the balm.
L.E.: Balm balm balm, balm balm Iran…
B.: Balms over Baghdad!
L.E.: At least we’re not flying a B-52 (em)balmer.
*Hoostown would like to point out that “Balms over Baghdad” is, in fact, a song by OutKast, & “Balm Iran” is, in fact, a song by John McCain. These songs, their lyrics, & their perpetrators in no way reflect the views of this station.