In Which I’m Finally Famous Enough to Get Mine.
August 31, 2011 § 1 Comment
In my continued laughable attempts to be professional, I realized I’d forgotten to link to a poem of mine that was up a while back on the lovely The The Poetry blog. So just now I visited the page to find the following blurb in the comments section:
I don’t get it… sounds like a lazy girl that just wants people to take care of her… :/ Poetry. My works are a lot more mysterious and dark. See my stuff at www.gateofintrigue.com When you do this stuff, u got to add some excitement! A plot twist! some killings
Touché, Omar. How about this. Next time, I promise you a poem about a lazy girl that just wants people to take care of her…with an axe.
Man, I really thought the story with the subtitle, “In the field, an ex-slave picks more than cotton.” was going to be porn…
I’m still a little bummed it wasn’t.